‘Shooting’ To Be Replaced With ‘Shouting’ In 2020 Olympics, This Man Will Bring Gold For India

India is to officially ask IOA to replace shooting with shouting, in order to increase our chances of winning a gold in 2020 Olympics. Read to know who'll lead India in shouting.

Official logo of 2020 Tokyo Olympics.
Photo: Official logo of 2020 Tokyo Olympics.

Rio/ Delhi: Indian shooters failed to bag any medal in Rio Olympics that got over recently. This dismal performance of shooters has left Indian supporters disappointed.

Our sources say that the degree of disappointment among Arnab Goswami fans has rose up to the ozone level. Arnab fans are demanding to replace ‘Shooting’ with ‘Shouting’ in the 2020 Olympics, to be held in Tokyo . They are even planning to launch a massive ‘shout out’ campaign for it. An avid Arnab fanboy while talking with our reporter said that Indian Shooters put up so much effort, still they managed to win not a single medal. Only Abhinav Bindra managed to do well, though he missed to clinch the medal by a whisker.

Arnab Goswami Shouting
Photo: India’s first choice to lead the ‘shouting’ team in 2020 Tokyo Olympics.

The fanboy also wondered, when we have an ace shouter like Arnab Goswami, and he is so effortless and consistent in his performance, what stops us from requesting IOA to consider ‘Shouting’ as a replacement of ‘Shooting’. And then Shooting has another drawbacks too. It is a game which sucks up a lot of money, thus inversely affecting our GDP.  Indians just can’t afford this wastage of money on the game of shooting which is bearing no fruit at all.

Arnab Goswami has, in the past, demostrated his deep knowledge about sports in TV studio and outside, that many believe will help make his case strong. Arnab had even partipated in IPL too this year.

Editor’s Note: Teekhi Mirchi also believes that we must focus and fight to make sure that ‘Shouting’ gets included in the Olympics. Imagine the game of ‘Shouting’ entering the Olympics, and India getting a sure shot chance to win at least a gold medal in every edition of it.



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