Modi Could Have Participated In These 10 Sports To Bring Medal For India

Here are 10 sports, that can win gold medals for India in Tokyo Olympic 2020 if Modi participate in those games. Modi has already demonstrated these skills.

Rio/ Delhi: After India’s dismal performance in Rio Olympics and failure of Vijay Goel to pump up energy into the Indian sportspersons, country has started debating what’s wrong with a nation of 125 crore people. Teekhi Mirchi investigated the matter and found the person who could win dozens of medals for India in the Tokyo Olympics 2020

That person is India’s well known traveller Narendra Modi, who also happens to be politician and Prime Minister. Here are 10 sports where we think he has already demonstrated exemplary skills and could win medals for India.

1. Archery

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Narendra Modi displaying his archery skills. It is said that he had trained Guru Dronacharya of the Gurugram fame.

2. Gymnastics

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Narendra Modi  is a regular practitioner of U-turns. Here is an artistic impression of Modi performing Uturnova vault.

3. Wrestling

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Referee declaring Modi as the winner in a wrestling match fixed between him and the Undertaker. 

4. Swimming

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Narendra Modi learnt the art of swimming from a crocodile in his childhood. Here he is seen competing with two dolphins.

5. Shooting

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Narendra Modi posing with his rifle after winning Gold medal in the local commonwealth games of Gujarat in the year 2002.

6. Volleyball

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When Modi is not making rounds of earth, he makes volley ball round at his fingers.

7. Golf

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Modiji practicing golf at MARS. (Photo courtesy: ISRO)

8. Racing

Narendra Modi practicing biking with his comrades.
Narendra Modi during a race with his comrades.
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Narendra Modi training the child Usain Bolt on Kerela-Somalia Expressway. 

9. Hockey

Playing Hockey required a lot of swag. Modi, fortunately is expert in this.
Playing Hockey required a lot of swag. Modi, fortunately is expert in this.
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Narendra Modi playing Hockey in Varanasi.

10. Fancy Dress

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Fancy dress sport is yet to be added into Olympics, but India will do everything to get this into Tokyo 2020.

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