Haryana Sports Minister Dons Pink Skirt To Cheer Indian Contingent In Olympics

Politicians & Officials decide to bring Olympic Games to Haryana with the sole objective of making Haryana Sports Minister the Cabinet Minister for Olympics!

Noida: Barkha, the butt of all Scribes was interviewing Khaap Singh, the spokesperson of the Haryana Sports Minister.

Haryana Sports Minister Anil Vij in Rio Olympic 2016
Photo: Haryana Sports Minister himself wearing a pink skirt to encourage Indian sportsersons in Rio Olympics.

“I have been trying to contact the honourable minister for the last few days but have failed.”
“He was very busy shopping for Rio?”
“That’s nice. Is he buying gifts for our sportspersons who are straining their sinews in Rio?”
“No, no! Something, far more important. He is buying pink coloured skirts.”
“For the female athletes’?”
“No, no for himself and the members of his entourage.”
“Why? Are they closet transvestites?”
“No, silly! The delegation is going as cheerleaders. And naturally they cannot do cheerleading in dhotis and pajamas.”
“I was told one crore is being spent on the junket.”
“How dare you call it a junket? And do you have any idea what a huge return we are going to get on this investment?”
“You tell me.”

“You are seeing how badly our contingent has been performing. And you know, no minister from any country in the history of Olympics has ever worn a skirt pink or otherwise and kicked up his legs and wiggled his bottom. When our Honourable Minister gets into this act, our sportsperson will get all pumped up and medals will start coming in.”

“I am not sure of that but it sure will provide a huge comic relief. Of course the IOA might declare this indulgence as crossing all limits of obscenity and ban it. Anyways, what else?”

“Our entourage comprises politicians and officials. They are going to conduct a detailed research on how the games are organised, how the players are trained and other nuances like diet, infrastructure et al. Armed with this information they are going to come back and draw up a blueprint. They will then make a presentation in the Assembly and pitch for hosting the 2028 Olympic Games in Haryana.”

“That sounds rather ambitious.”
Khaap ignored the remark and continued. “The proposal will be passed and our Minister will surely get a berth in the National Cabinet as Union Minister for Olympic Games.”

“But there is no such portfolio.”
“When you can have a ministry for Ganga Rejuvenation, then why not Olympic Games?”

“Your Minister has reached Rio. Is there any message to the sports lovers of India.”
“Of course. Ham honge kamyab us din, Olympic Minister main banunga jis din, medal khoob barsenge, baaki desh sab tarsenge, Bharat Ratna milega mujhe ek din, mere man mein hai vishwas, pura hai vishwas, Union Minister main banunga ek din.”

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