Abdul Karim Tunda Drops A Bombshell, Says Congress Framed Him For Saffron Beard

Tundaji also thanked Delhi Police for the 'evidence' they presented before the court, facilitating his innocence and a possible release if all works well.

After being declared innocent by Delhi High Court due to ‘lack of evidence’, alleged LeT member and Bomb expert Abdul Karim Tunda has dropped a bombshell. Tunda today claimed he was framed by Congress party because he wore saffron-colored beard, something that is considered the color of right-wing in India.

Abdul Karim Tunda - The new Hindutva icon.
Abdul Karim Tunda – The new Hindutva icon.

“My real name is Adbhut Kumar Kanda, and I’m a born Hindu. I settled in Nepal because I was pissed off with Sickularism at that time and Nepal was the only Hindu nation. I sported saffron colored beard out of my respect for Modiji and Hindutva, but that didn’t go down well with those traitor Congis,” said a vindicated Tunda, adding that, “One day I was chanting religious verses- ‘Har-Har Modi…’, when some Congressi Chamacha heard me and got me arrested through IB and handed me over to Delhi Police. I’m happy that the new nationalist and patriotic government is finally letting me off,” added Mr. Kanda alias Tunda.

Tundaji also thanked Delhi Police for the ‘evidence’ they presented before the court, facilitating his innocence and a possible release if all works well.

Meanwhile, this has sent BJP and Modi supporters into a state of tizzy. Many are clueless as to how to defend this new found Hindutva fanboy. At the time of writing this story, members of BJP IT cell were still scratching their balls heads, pondering over this new bizarre dilemma, our source in BJP reported.

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