Baba Gurmeet Ram Rahim Launches MSG Gas Release Pill

Now, say goodbye to gas and bloating problems, and also keep people around you away, always looking for fresh air!

Sirsa, Haryana: Now, say goodbye to gas and bloating problems with this newly launched amazing MSG Gas Release Pill. Yes, Dera Jhoota Sauda chief Baba MSG Saint Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Ji Insan…. (name clipped due to html limits) had recently declared that his company MSG All Trading International Private Limited has launched 151 MSG products in the market, that includes this MSG gas release pill.

Baba Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh demonstrating power of his gas release pill in his company's testing facility.
Baba Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh demonstrating power of his gas release pill in his company’s testing facility.

Teekhi Mirchi‘s e-commerce arm ChilliKart is exclusively authorized to sell these MSG products via online shopping. Baba MSG had earlier launched MSG Mooli (radish) that had similar gas-releasing properties. Now, the same goodness of the nature would be used to manufacture this herbal gas release pill.

Teekhi Mirchi reporter tested this revolutionary product and the results were so stunning that everybody around you will be blown away by the pressure of the wind you’ll generate. (We’re yet to measure exact pressure on Pascal scale, that we’ll soon publish after testing).

An MSG marketing executive told Teekhi Mirchi that this product is ideal for turning your irritating bosses away who keep on asking latest status of the presentation you were supposed to prepare for him to present in his name. It also works on your annoying, unwanted and possessive girlfriends or boyfriends, turning them off.



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