KEJRI EXPOSED: 5 Reasons Why Kejriwal’s Electricity Bill Was Rs. 91,000

Teekhi Mirchi has got EXCLUSIVE access to information we believe Kejriwal hid to escape public scrutiny. Here are 5 reasons why his electricity bill skyrocketed:

New Delhi: Arvind Kejriwal has been slapped with Rs 91,000 electricity bill for a meager two months period. While everybody is shocked and is outraging online why this Aam-Aadmi consumed such a heavy load of electricity, people have no fucking clue why exactly Kejriwal’s electricity bill was this much, that led to public outrage.

Teekhi Mirchi has got EXCLUSIVE access to information we believe Kejriwal hid to escape public scrutiny. Here are 5 reasons why his electricity bill skyrocketed:

1. Kejriwal Has A Secret Atta-Chakki Beneath His House in Basement

Who doesn’t want to earn that extra moolah part time. According to our sources (and this LEAKED photo), Kejriwal is working part-time in this secret Atta-Chakki located beneath his house. These heavy motors are known to drain a lot of electricity, and public exchequer too.

Arvind Kejriwal working part-time in a secret Atta-Chakki located beneath his house in basement.
Arvind Kejriwal working part-time in a secret Atta-Chakki located beneath his house in basement.

2. Ghosts of Bijli Andolan Days

Arvind Kejriwal mistakenly altered electricity meter of this house at the time of Bijli Andolan during Shiela Dixit’s regime. It turned out later that he was allotted the same residence house upon becoming CM. Electric companies are now claiming their losses from him in the form of inflated electricity bill.

Arvind Kejriwal mistakenly altered electricity meter of this house at the time of Bijli Andolan during Shiela's regime. It was turned out later that he got the same residence house upon becoming CM. Electric companies are now claiming their losses from him.
Arvind Kejriwal altering electricity meter of his own house during Bijli-Andolan during Shiela Dixit’s regime.

3. LG Najeeb Jung Refused to Give Permission To Switch-Off His Electricity Appliances

LG Najeeb Jung, without whose permission not even a leaf moves in Delhi, was furious why Kejriwal didn’t take permission to install electricity bulbs in his house. As a punishment, he didn’t allow Kejriwal to switch off electric appliances in his house.

Delhi LG Najeeb Jung twisting Arvind Kejriwal's ears to reprimand him for not taking permission to install electric bulbs in his house.
Delhi LG Najeeb Jung twisting Arvind Kejriwal’s ears to reprimand him for not taking permission to install electric bulbs in his house.

4. E-Rickshaws Drained His Meter

After Delhi auto-rickshaw owners deserted him, Kejriwal’s gone crazy for issues related to E-rickshaw owners, but at a heavy cost! These guys are now seen parking their vehicle outside his house, and charging their battery using his electricity connection. Kejriwal has no clue how to deal with them.

Delhi's E-Ricksaw owners charging their vehicles outside Kejriwal's house using his electric connection.
Delhi’s E-Ricksaw owners charging their vehicles outside Kejriwal’s house using his electric connection.

5. BJP’s Conspiracy!

Behind anything indefensible, there is a BJP conspiracy. But in this case, it indeed turned out to be true. A CCTV camera outside Arvind Kejriwal’s house captured BJP leader Vijay Jolly tampering with his electricity meters. We knew he is a good painter, but electrician too? WOW!

BJP leader and renowned painter Vijay Jolly tampering with Kejriwal's electricity meter.
BJP leader and renowned painter Vijay Jolly tampering with Kejriwal’s electricity meter.

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