Chhajju Halwai Applies For The Post Of Delhi CM

And meanwhile, till the time this rift goes on, he can enjoy and feel the position of CM, which anyways has no powers. He claimed that his shop and its appliances are also having no power in the day, so this position of CM will provide him a very professional and homely atmosphere.

Delhi: Amidst all the rift, tiff, stiff and stuff that is going on between LG (the only popular and known governor of india) & Mr. Arvind K., there is a news that the famous Chhaju Halwai of delhi, famous for his honest samosas*, has applied for the post of Delhi CM.

Chhajju Halwai, pondering over his new responsibilities
Chhajju Halwai, pondering over his new responsibilities

Chhajju had to take this extreme step because nothing seemed to be happening in Delhi due to the rift, and it seems Delhi CM is nothing more than a spectator. Chhajju Ji is thinking that he also needs some chair to sit and think, so he applied for this position.

While speaking exclusively to our senior Rasiya reporter Mr. Rass ka Gulla, Chhajju revealed that he will be writing a letter to our PMs. One PM is Mr.Pranab Mukherjee and other one is Prime Minister. Fortunately enough, Mr.Modi PM is in India to attend the marriage of Mr.Digvijaya’s Son.

Chhajjuji is hoping that on this auspicious occasion, may be his letter will present with a good omen for our PMs, and they can hope to end this tussle by accepting the letter.

Honest Samosa - 78.3% Aloo
Honest Samosa – 78.3% Aloo
  • Honest Samosa: you still wondering what the hell is an honest samosa? Well, it’s a speciality of Chhaju Halwayi. He claims, and has papers to prove his claims that each samosa carries 78.3% of aalu with error margin of  +- 0.1%.


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