Kanpur: Frustrated with non-inclusion of their favorite leader in TIME magazine’s “Person Of The Year” list despite getting maximum votes from readers, angry Modi fans burnt effigy of Time magazine today near CSA chowk in Kanpur. Similar reports are also coming from several other parts of the country. In at least half a dozen cities, police had to resort to mild lathi-charge to stop crowd from getting violent or turning out of control.
“TIME is Sickular! They are christian missionary funded by Italian bootlicker mafia spreading their wings in India…I kept voting for Modiji several times in office, in fact voted negative to all other participants….couldn’t work for all these days. I know many friends who used software-bots to vote for him. All our effort went in vain! My AAPtards and Congi friends are now making fun of me on social media. It sucks big time!,” said a visibly upset Rahul Chahal.
“I’m going to stop reading TIME! In fact I’m gonna boycott all US products, Modiji should now deny visa to Obama and ban his entry in India!” thundered Ketan Bhagat, who was shaking like crazy with anger, revenge in his eyes. This Teekhi Mirchi reporter was too frightened to ask when was the last time he read TIME.
According to our sources, some right wing group called HDL (Hindu Defense League) is working on launching India’s own ‘Rashtravadi TIME‘ magazine to feature Modiji at No.1 in their own top-100 ‘Person of the Year’ list. In a tit-for-tat reaction, Barack Obama would be placed at 100th position to embarrass him.
TIME India chief declined to comment on the matter. His phone remained switched-off and he was unapproachable despite repeated attempts to contact him by Teekhi Mirchi.