Delhi Police Cracks Down On People Wearing AAP Cap

AAP workers complained Delhi Police is singling them out and ignoring BJP workers wearing their own caps.

New Delhi. Encouraged with huge success of its crackdown on AAP posters, Delhi Police is gearing to start crackdown on AAP volunteers wearing caps that read “Main Hoon Aam Aadmi”.

Arvind Kejriwal being taken away by Delhi Police.
Arvind Kejriwal being taken away by Delhi Police.
“They are a nuisance to public. We’ll slap these crooks with different sections under Defacement of Property Act and those related to indecency at public place, hurting someone’s religious sentiments, grievously damaging modesty of a woman among other 73 law and order rules.” – said Delhi Police commissioner Bhim Singh Bassi.

When asked how a human being could be compared to a property and hence accused of its defacement, he shot back saying, “Gaana nahin suna? – Tu Cheez badi hai Mast Mast!…We all are commodity and no one has right to deface this public property.”

He was however evasive on how a simple looking cap could look indecent in public and damage a woman’s modestly. When further pressed, he retorted, “Yaar, These caps make them look very similar to that guy who is getting his DNA checked these days. Woman are scared and feel insecure these days on Delhi’s roads because of them. Can’t you see that?”.

BJP’s Delhi chief ministerial candidate Vijay Goel when heard this drive by Delhi Police, startedcrying inconsolably and was doing so at the time of writing this news. This Teekhi Mirchi reporter wasn’t sure why, but a source considered close to him leaked “Jab se BJP mein CM post ki sir futauwwal chal rahi hai, sir ko Rone jaisa chehra banane ki aadat hai, pata nahi chalta – Ro rahe hain ya sympathy bator rahe hain!”.

Delhi CM Shiela Dixit has welcomed this move, “I sense a big corruption scandal by AAP leadership in purchasing these caps. Where are they getting money from?” – she asked.

“We’ll get to this Jhaadu soon. It’s a weapon of mass destruction. If Amrika can attack Iraq just out of suspicion that they were building WMD, why can’t us? We have a proof that it’s being used in many households. Ise bhi Ban Karaa Denge.” – she added.

When asked how can we get rid of Broom in use almost everywhere, she replied, “We are in talks with many CWG contractors for supplying vacuum cleaners for every home in Delhi. These are going to cost just Rs 1 lac per piece.” – she concluded.

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