Akhilesh: U.P. Youth Has To Learn Molestation To Compete With Bengaluru

Akhilesh has also announced that government will open some molestation coaching classes where youth will be taught to molest girls and run away.

Saifai: Samajwadi Party leader Abu Azmi recently sparked a new controversy, seemingly blaming the women who were allegedly subjected to molestation on New Year’s Eve for the shocking incident by suggesting they had strayed away from “Indian culture”.

Akhilesh Yadav speaking on molestation
“Ladkon Se Galti Ho Jati Hai!” – Akhilesh Yadav, CM, Uttar Pradesh.
(Image Courtesy: Hindustan Times)

Akhilesh Yadav, the present CM of U.P. has taken this opportunity to inspire the U.P. youth to practice molestation, or else states like Karnataka, Goa and Haryana will always stay ahead of them. Akhilesh has also announced that government will open some molestation coaching classes where youth will be taught to molest girls and run away from the scene.

Other CMs in the country are also taking note of the Bengaluru incident and expecting the same type of incidents in their states, for their states to become popular. This has not gone down well with the feminists, but then popularity of the states is more important as conveyed by all the CMs. The CMs have also ordered execution of molestation incidents in their states, let it be a small one, so that even their states are continuously in news.

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