How Modi Turned A Loss-Making Air India Into Profit-Making Company

We all know Modi is behind turning a loss making Air India into a cash generation engine. But few know how he did this unthinkable thing. Here is the trick.

New Delhi: Air India, the state-owned airline, which is working on ways to improve its financials, had an operating loss of Rs 2,636 crore in 2014-15.

During its meeting today, the Air India board approved the financial numbers for 2015-16, and the carrier has reported an operating profit of Rs 105 crore, sources said.

Narendra Modi in Air India Plane
Narendra Modi – The man behind Air India turnaround. (Photo credit: rediff)

BJP MPs are adamant that PM Modi is responsible for this amazing turnaround. It is because of his frequent foreign tours and internal travel, that Air India is able to generate lots of revenue. Out of the 105 crore profit, 55 crore is because of Modiji.

Our sources revealed that Air India has even provided some coupon codes to the PMO for discounts in his future trips. It has also launched flying services to nations, where Modiji has not visited yet, so that Modiji can start visiting those remote locations.

Modi can even take more of his colleagues at the same cost, because Air India has designed some combo offers for the PM. Rajnath Singh has privately met the PM and urged him to take him along on all his future foreign trips.

After hearing about Air India’s turnaround, private players like Spicejet and Indigo are also designing packages for the PM. Hope they succeed in their endeavor.

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