SHOCKING: Pak Terrorists Infiltrated India Just To Access Free Wi-Fi

According to the Pakistani infiltrators, they have no access to internet in Pakistan, where 2G is going to be launched in 2018.

India Pak Border: After the Uri attacks, the Indian army has unearthed many infiltration activities. Recently 5 terrorists were captured entering Indian territory with weapons.

After this incidence, Pakistan has tightened its border security to thwart any infiltration bid.
After this incidence, Pakistan has tightened its border security to thwart any infiltration bid.

According to terrorists, these activities are going to increase in the coming days, but the reason they gave has shocked everyone.

According to the infiltrators, they have no access to internet in Pakistan where 2G is going to be launched in 2018. Just like other citizens, even Pakistanis are data hungry and have to constantly upgrade their applications on android or iPhone. This has led to serious infiltration as they can access free internet in India.

Major operators in India have launched 4G services and it is the dream of a Pakistani to use 4G in his/her lifetime. They have promised the Indian government that they will update the applications and return back as soon as possible. One of the terrorists also talked about his dream of using a Jio internet sim card before he returns to Pakistan.

Security agencies are verifying the statements given by these Pakistanis, and if found correct, they will all be provided Jio Sims as a goodwill gesture by Indian government.

(Also published by me on funfunnykhez)

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