Virginity Troubles: High Courts Recalls Their Order In All Salman Cases

Salman reiterated the fact that he is a virgin. High courts recalled its order of setting Salman free in black buck and drunken driving cases. noting that this guy is a serial offender.

It was touted as a joke when Salman mentioned that he is a virgin on the show Coffee With Karan. Entire nation thought it was a joke. So much so, that the guy who asks what nation wants to know did not start a debate around it. Ravish was silent as usual. Though, when we contacted Ravish, he reiterated his stand that he does not watch TV.

Phas Gaye Re Salman!
Phas Gaye Re Salman!

Recently at a trailer launch for a low budget movie, Salman again mentioned that he is a Virgin.

This has now shaken the conscience of entire nation, and High court has taken into cognizance that this guy is a serious offender, and lies at the drop of a hat. Salman Khan’s lawyer objected to this and argued that he does not wear a hat, as it does not go down well with his public image.

Judges passing the order to recall the cases said that, “We believed Salman when he said that he did not kill black buck, as he was drunk and was driving at the time this killing took place.”

Salman also told Mumbai High court that he was on mission to kill black buck at the time when drunken driving case took place.

When questioned that the timelines of these two cases do not match, Salman argued that He is Salman Khan and he does not lie.

“Salman is just blessed with the superhero power of moving between time. A concept later portrayed in Inception. But since Director could not understand the real power of our superhero, he used Dreams instead.” – Salma’s Lawyer.

Court set him free considering his innocence, a fact that lower court could not recognize.

Now that he reiterated the facts about his virginity, it has triggered rounds of serious discussions during a tea session in Bar council meeting.

A new trend was seen emerging on twitter with the hashtag #VirginityTroublesSalman.

A Judge who appeared in the meeting spoke at the condition of anonymity-

“He has taken his innocent Bhai tag name a bit too seriously. Him speaking of virginity is like “Sau Sau Chuhe Khake Billi Haj ko Chali”. A single bench will now hear both the cases related to Salman so that we can validate his statement of movement between timelines. We believe, for truth to come out, this is the only way.”

One of the lawyers for Salman also spoke to us again on condition of anonymity that, it is good that the cases are reopened because Salman was having anxiety attacks with No pending cases. With News of reopening of cases, he is now feeling better and signed three more 300 crore movies.

We, now hear that nation also wants to know the truth. Black screen on Ravish show will reappear and talk about this censored topic.

(Also published on Vela’s blog here.)

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