Interview: Kejriwal Wants Olympic Venue Be Shifted To NCR, Amid Complaints About 2016 Rio Venue,

Teekhi Mirchi managed to get hold of a busy Arvind Kejriwal, who's recently demanded that Olympic venue be shifted from Rio to NCR in India, amid several complaints related to current venue. Here is full excerpts of the interview.

New Delhi: Adding one more feather to his cap and with regular opposition for Rio Olympics popping up, Arvind Kejriwal along with M L Khattar and Akhilesh Yadav have written an open letter to Olympics body for shifting the event to NCR with Immediate effect.

Arvind Kejriwal Addressing Media with Ashutosh and Gopal Rai
“Sab Modiji Ki Den Hai.” – Arvind Kejriwal.
(Photo courtesy: India Today)

In a historical move, keeping their differences aside, NCR collectively has bid for 2016 Olympics. Led by prolific leader Arvind Kejriwal in association with M.L. Khattar and youth icon Akhilesh Yadav, they have built consensus on this bid. Our reporter got in touch with Arvind Kejriwal on the grounds for this bid, and why he thinks NCR is the most suitable choice for 2016 Bid. Here is full excerpts of our interview with Arvind Kejriwal.

Reporter: Hello Mr. Arvind Kejriwal. How are you today, sir?
AK: Not Well, All because of Modi Ji.

Reporter: What Happened?
AK: Loose Motions.

Reporter: OK. Coming to 2016 Bid, Is NCR ready for hosting Olympics this soon.
AK: YES, we are, as always. Delhi, Gurugram and Noida/Ghaziabad.

Reporter: But you told earlier, they are corrupt. Will AAP form an alliance of sorts with the corrupt?
AK: We have provided them with Temporary Honesty Certificate (THC). It will be revoked as soon as Olympics are over.

Reporter: ????
AK: ???????? :P Don’t make a question mark face, otherwise I will put questions for you on my twitter page.

Reporter: But does NCR have the required infrastructure to host the Olympics?
AK: That’s what I am saying, Modi ji has not done anything for the city.

Reporter: But sir you are the CM.
AK: That’s why I am raising the questions and not you.

Reporter: No, I mean, is not this your job to develop…
AK: Yes, I have developed many more questions for him. Anyways, tell me what do we need for hosting.

Reporter: Are there houses in NCR for Athletes.
AK: We are planning to build many more Rain Basera.

Reporter: ???? Ok.. Ok.. What about the water sports.
AK: Gurugram will take care of that. If they can maintain this infrastructure till August 5, which I am sure they will, we are good to go.

Reporter: Shooting?
AK: Ghaziabad will take care of that.

Reporter: Discus throw, shot put?
AK: We can do those events in our Delhi assembly. Going by the rate our MLAs are going to jail, house will be free for hosting events by then.

Reporter: Boxing
AK: Parliament. As soon as congress walks out, we will start the event during the off hours.

Reporter: But in all Possibilities, your wish won’t be granted considering the number of days left for Olympics?
AK: We have done proper analysis, Modi Ji will be responsible for our rejection.

Reporter: Sir, You are great.
AK: That’s why your brother Ashutosh joined us.

Our reporter had no idea on how to formulate an article out of it. So, conversation is presented in raw format.

(Also published by Vela on his blog here. This has been mildly edited for better appearance.)

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