AAP Will Win 395 Seats In UP Elections: Kejriwal

Arvind Kejriwal today claimed that AAP will win 395 out of 404 seats in coming UP elections. This latest revelations has made existing players in UP nervous.

Arvind Kejriwal claiming win in UP
Kejriwal making the announcement from Delhi.

Lucknow/ Delhi: After Punjab and Goa, AAP has its eyes set on India’s most populous state as well. In an interaction held with media yesterday, AAP supremo Arvind Kejriwal hinted this, and he claimed that his rookie party will win 395 out of 404 seats in coming UP elections.

This bomb shell has beaten the shit out of current political players in UP. BSP Supremo Statuewati, who’s already reeling under the pressure of her top leadership leaving party, she branded Kejriwal a Manuwadi and Mulayam’s agent. She further claimed it’s BJP’s ploy to divide Dalit votes, but she’s determined to not let this happen.

MassageVadi Party’s state Chief Minister Teddy Yadav was visibly tensed when asked how he plans to handle this new threat, but he later expressed confidence that Mulayam’s Iron-determination will defeat Delhi’s imperialist designs.

Current players in UP have privately expressed gratitude towards Kejriwal for his generosity by leaving 9 seats for others, but they are clueless as to who will get bigger chunk of the remaining 9 seats, abandoned by Kejriwal for some unknown reasons.

When asked who did this survey, since Yogendra Yadav (popularly known as YoYa in social media circles) was kicked out from the party, this Teekhi Mirchi reporter was branded corrupt, LG’s man and a BJP agent.

The claim by Kejriwal was made in front of journalists from satire media, including Baking News, The Surreal Times and Teekhi Mirchi.

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