VHP Launches Sex Toys And Erotic Lingeries To Increase Hindu Population

VHP International Working President Praveen Togadia today launched his range of sex toys and erotic lingeries for Hindus to help them increase their population.

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Some sexual wellness products from VHP on display, soon to be launched for Hindus only.

Lucknow: It’s bonanza time for Hindus before UP election it seems. Reaffirming the belief that more population is key to happiness and well being, Vishwa Hindu Pariahad (VHP) International Working President Praveen Togadia today launched his range of sex toys and erotic lingeries for Hindus to help them increase their population.

The development comes amid fears that other religions are conspiring against Hindus through their consistent policies of Love Jehad, Oil Jehad and Underwear Jehad.

An angry and concerned Togadia had recently distributed jars of libido-inducing medicines costing Rs. 500 to Hindu supporters, and had even asked them to worship their ‘manhood’ in order to convince it to perform at appropriate time. But the measure, VHP insiders say, wasn’t found very effective and enough.

“A few of our guys even came up with ‘Manhood-Chalisa’ when worshiping methods such as Teeka, Aarti, Agarbatti etc weren’t found to be working well. But even this was ineffective,” said a VHP senior member based in Kanpur, in frustration.

For now, VHP has tied up with a FMCG new-entrant to market these products under the brand ‘Fuckanjali’, but sources say it may enter the billion-dollar sexual wellness market under its own brand, ‘We-HP’. If it materializes, VHP will be the fourth right wing outfit to enter the FMCG market after Baba Ramdev, Gurmeet Ram Rahim and Sri Sri Ravishankar.

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