ABP News- Nielsen Survey: Modi Top Voter’s Choice In US Presidential Elections

Readers of Teekhi Mirchi would remember, such a survey was also conducted by Chhi-Voter, wherein Modi had approvals of 56% American voters.

According to a survey conducted by ABP News in association with AC Nielsen, Narendra Modi is the top choice of voters throughout the America for US Presidential Elections.

According to the survey, Modi has left Trump and Hillary way behind, becoming favourite of a whopping 80% yankees.

US Election Opinion Poll by BP NIelsen
Fresh opinion poll numbers of US Presidential Elections.

According to these jaw-dropping numbers, when asked whether they would want to see Modi as next POTUS (President of the United States), 80% replied in affirmative, while 15% said no. As is the case with all the surveys, 5% of the participants said they fucking don’t care.

Readers of Teekhi Mirchi are reminded that a similar survey was conducted last year by Chhi-Voter, wherein Modi was found to be favourite of 56% of the American population. This new survey even broke last record of Modiji, a proud moment for India.

If these numbers turn out to be true, for the first time a non-American will become President there, and that too with a record 80% votes. Nobody has attained that many popular votes in American history, and if ABP-AC Nielsen is to be believed, ‘Modi-wave’ is not only flowing in India, but has engulfed all of America.

Some of the nitti-gritties of survey, that ABP hadn’t cared to tell you (but Teekhi Mirchi will):

( i.) Sample size was 100 (because it makes percentage calculation easy.)

( ii.) 90 participants in the survey were from ABP News office, rest of the people were ordinary padestrians.

( iii.) Survey was done in India, not in US.

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