Frustrated With Kejriwal Ads, Aliens Threaten To Destroy Earth

Publishing really big advertisement daily in newspapers these days is not only going to cost dearly to Arvind Kejriwal, but to the entire earth.

Aliens Attacking Arvind Kejriwal
First victim of aliens’ wrath is going to be Kejriwal himself, our space correspondent reported.

A living example of frustration with repeated advertisement of the same product was witnessed today, when Jadoo‘s relatives of ‘Koi Mil Gaya’ fame sent codes messages to earth.

Now, without making you frustrated, we’re going to tell you the entire matter.

As a popular saying goes, ‘Everything has a limit’, if you cross the limit, you’ll get fours or sixes.

Still confused? Publishing really big advertisement daily in newspapers these days is not only going to cost dearly to Arvind Kejriwal, but to the entire earth. Because, Kejri’s victims are not limited to Delhi or India’s borders, but even Aliens are pissed off with him.

Yes, you read it correctly, Aliens are really frustrated with Arvind Kejriwal, and they want teach Homo Sapiens a tough lesson.

Jadoo‘s relatives have sent a coded message in their language to NASA scientists, that read ,”If Arvind Kejriwal doesn’t mend his ways and continues with irritating advertisements in newspapers, FM radio and TV everyday, then we’ll destroy the earth, and humans would be responsible for this mess.”

Even PK‘s Gola inhabitants were seen visibly frustrated. They also sent the message that read, “Babua, Tell your Kejriwal to stop advertising everyday. My uncle got a heart attack after watching his ads everyday. Agar Ab Vigyapan Aaya To Hum Dharti Pe Bahute Kuchh Kar Denge!

After receiving their message, representatives of America, Russia, China and Japan requested Kejriwal over phone to not advertise aggressively like this.

But as we all know, Kejriwal being Ziddi, he first called this conspiracy of BJP, LG, ACB, CBI, CID etc, and then asked those representative to give him a chance to advertise one last time, that “America, Russia, China and Japan have lauded and congratulated Kejriwal for the good work he is doing in Delhi.” Hearing this, representative from those countries could barely hold their breath, and they almost fainted.

Whether or not this message from aliens is effective on Kejriwal, remains to be seen.

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