Cows Demand Humans To Stop Calling Her ‘Gau Mata’

Frustrated with Human beings' hypocrisy of making their life miserable and then using the name 'Gau Mata', a Consortium of cows today demanded that this term be abolished.

Frustrated with Human beings’ hypocrisy of making their life miserable and then using the term ‘Gau Mata’ (Mother cow) to wash their hands off all the sins, Consortium of Desi Cows (CDC) today demanded from humans, that they stop calling her ‘Gau Mata’. The demand has left many humans shocked, and clueless on what wrong they were doing.

Cows described widely shown images such as this, the best example of humans' plain hypocrisy.
Cows told us that widely circulated images such as this are the best example of humans’ ‘plain hypocrisy’.

Speaking exclusively with Teekhi Mirchi, head of the CDC, Nandini (name changed) said, “You guys deprive us of our natural food- grass, tie our neck to pole and force-feed us with cheap fodder. You snatch milk from our newborn calf’s mouth, and milk us like hell. You buy and sell us, as if we’re commodities,” she described their ordeal.

Sobbing inconsolably, with teary eyes visible, another cow said, “You guys know we can’t easily separate from our calf, so you take us together while transporting to sell one of us. Too Clever! Won’t that make you depressed if it happens to you?” she wondered, adding that, “When are naturally unable to produce milk, you either leave us on roads at the mercy of garbage and polythene, eventually leading us to die a painful death, or you sell us to butchers just to make a quick buck. Even the dumbest of species on this planet don’t do this cruelty to their own ‘mother’!”

At the time of writing this news, humans were yet to respond to this demand, but were busy finding new innovative ways of ‘glorifying’ the poor animal, justifying their acts, and thanking cows for the love and ‘sacrifices’ she’s been making for centuries.

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