ISIS Fighters Demand Permission To Carry Sex Slaves To Heaven

The demand has raised eyebrows among many, since Jehadis already enjoy extraordinary guaranteed provision of 72 virgin women at their service.

In an effort to secure their future after blowing themselves up, ISIS fighters today demanded that the sex slaves (they get as a reward after killing civilians and destroying towns) must be allowed to be at their service in heaven as well.

Sex slaves on sale in a local ISISI-bazaar
Sex slaves on sale in a local ISIS-bazaar.

“What’s the use of living a life of hard work and sacrifice, when you’re not even able to enjoy treasure you earned?” wondered a suicide-bomber recruit, adding that, “We’re going to ask religious clerics to amend our religious books, and add verses to make provision for this.”

The demand has raised eyebrows among many, since Jehadis already enjoy extraordinary guaranteed provision of 72 virgin women at their service, once they reach heaven after killing people back here. Experts fear that sending sex slaves along with Jihadis may prove disastrous, because Jihadis may frequently fail to differentiate between virgins out there and sex slaves sent from earth, treating both of them alike with brutality.

A terrorism expert Teekhi Mirchi spoke to explained the reason behind this bizarre demand, “Jehadis perhaps don’t consider 72 virgins offered in heaven as ‘virgin’ in the first place, as Jehadi’s traffic from earth to heaven is already choked, potentially causing a huge gap in demand and supply,” he explained.

Discussion

comments

Disclaimer: This is a satirical article and is a work of fiction. Kindly do not confuse the news on this website as being genuine and factually true. This is a user generated content. You can also join Teekhi Mirchi and write for us.
Jabra
About Jabra 303 Articles
Stupidity and sycophancy are my fuel.

Be the first to comment

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.


*


This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.