In an effort to secure their future after blowing themselves up, ISIS fighters today demanded that the sex slaves (they get as a reward after killing civilians and destroying towns) must be allowed to be at their service in heaven as well.
“What’s the use of living a life of hard work and sacrifice, when you’re not even able to enjoy treasure you earned?” wondered a suicide-bomber recruit, adding that, “We’re going to ask religious clerics to amend our religious books, and add verses to make provision for this.”
The demand has raised eyebrows among many, since Jehadis already enjoy extraordinary guaranteed provision of 72 virgin women at their service, once they reach heaven after killing people back here. Experts fear that sending sex slaves along with Jihadis may prove disastrous, because Jihadis may frequently fail to differentiate between virgins out there and sex slaves sent from earth, treating both of them alike with brutality.
A terrorism expert Teekhi Mirchi spoke to explained the reason behind this bizarre demand, “Jehadis perhaps don’t consider 72 virgins offered in heaven as ‘virgin’ in the first place, as Jehadi’s traffic from earth to heaven is already choked, potentially causing a huge gap in demand and supply,” he explained.