Aliens Planning To Invade Gujarat With The Help Of Modi’s Opponents, Says Madhu Kishwar

After this news, Modi’s fans in the online world went hammer and tongs at the aliens. Online satire site Baking News mocked the aliens for their weird looks and cracked jokes at Modi’s opponents.

Ahmedabad: In a startling revelation, Prominent Editor and Narendra Modi supporter Madhu Kishwar accused aliens of planning to invade Gujarat with the help of anti-Modi elements in India. “Highly placed friends in the Govt say alien attack on Gujarat likely. Modi target. Congress, AAP exposed” tweeted Ms Kishwar. The tweet was promptly highlighted by Modi supporters, including Mr. S. Swamy, who later said the conspiracy paled into insignificance when compared to the large scale manipulation of EVMs by political parties opposed the BJP.

Satellite image of alien spaceship on its way to attack Gujarat.
Satellite image of alien spaceship on its way to attack Gujarat.

Not to be outdone, Modi’s fans in the online world went hammer and tongs at the aliens. Online satire site Baking News mocked the aliens for their weird looks and cracked jokes at Modi’s opponents. “The boys couldn’t really target them the way we wanted. The problem with these aliens are that we don’t know what religion they belong to,” said Senior Journalist and prominent Modi Fan Chanchal Gupta. Nevertheless, that wasn’t a problem for a few Modi supporters who claimed that according to their sources, all alien names ended with Khan anyway.

Ms. Kishwar stuck to her stand till the very end, claiming her friends in the NASA had warned her of the evil game-plan by Modi’s opponents. “Obviously these people aren’t happy with Gujarat’s march to progress under Modi,” she said. Ms. Kishwar then deleted all tweets related to the topic, apparently in the interest of Inter-galactic peace

The Alien Invasion of Gujarat continued to remain a hot topic on twitter until Poonam Pandey logged in. Meanwhile, Modi supporters on social media published startling photos of the alleged alien invasion, that later turned out to be old photographs of Mr. LK Advani’s Rath Yatra held in the year 1990.

Originally published on Mano’s blog here.

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