New Delhi: On one hand our PM is asking us to give up subsidy on LPG, on the other hand Delhi Government has decided to provide subsidized boats to the general public. Opposition, currently having a meager 3 member strength, welcomed this decision, and our sources say it will be done in collaboration with Gurgaon and Noida authorities.
In a press conference, where our correspondent Prakritik Aapda was also present, it was iterated that the rains are a conspiracy by LG and central government. But the Delhi government is not scared of anyone and will fight for justice, even if the central government in collaboration with Inder Dev fills the roads of Delhi with loads of water.
Hon. CM of Delhi Mr. Kejrihaal said that his govt. had promised 20,000 lts of water to everyone, and he has already provided 70% of the water in first year itself. Remaining 30% of the water will be provided in next 4 years. For this remarkable achievement, he patted govt. officials for not letting the water go into drains. In addition to this, Mr. Kejrihaal also announced that govt. will be providing the subsidy on boats for our daily commuters.
This is a well drafted and crafted move by the govt, our source informed.
RTO has already been alerted that boats should be allowed to ply between Gurgaon and Delhi, without even the need of special driving license. But a toll booth has been installed at Gurgaon for collecting the ‘Water stagnation management toll tax’.
It was also informed in the press conference that government will come forward with similar schemes in case of any other natural calamities, such as earthquake, chemical war with central government, etc etc.
Originally published on Navjit’s blog here.