Arvind Kejriwal To Sit On Dharna Against Chris Gayle

The development has stunned media pundits and is widely being viewed as Kejri's attempt to go international.

After a massive innings by Chris Gayle on 6th May 2015 in so called cricket, i.e IPL, the blasted side of KXIP’s bowlers have planned a Dharna in front of Chris Gayle’s hotel in Bengaluru. When this news reached our Dharna proprietor Mr. Arvind Kejriwal, he grabbed the opportunity right away and declared that AAP will now support the Punjab bowlers in this Dharna.

Chris Gayle absorbing Jadoo Power
Chris Gayle absorbing Jadoo Power. (Photo courtesy: BCCI)

If sources are to be believed, Kejriwal will be leading the Dharna and Anna Hazare might be approached for his patented Aamaran Ant-Shant.

Tu Kar Bowling...Nahi Nahi, Tu Kar! Tu! Tu!! Tu!!!
Tu Kar Bowling…Nahi Nahi, Tu Kar! Tu! Tu!! Tu!!!

AAP’s convener has confirmed that they have some documents which clearly reveal that Chris Gayle has some alien kind of material derived from Koi Mil Gaya‘s Jadoo’s skin. And this skin- when charged with solar energy, lets him hit Sixes in that fashion.

Amongst all this, BJP has called this alien angle as Congress and AAP’s Mili-Bhagat (not to be confused with Chetan Bhagat). A BJP spokesperson told Teekhi Mirchi on condition of anonymity

Jadoo se Jhadoo tak!
Jadoo se Jhadoo tak!

that Jadoo being an RSS Swayamsewak, can not lend his skin to Gayle, since Gayle is a Congressman.

Kejriwal has dumped the claims of Congress and BJP saying that he will file a PIL and will seek a CBI inquiry against Chris Gayle for hitting such hard sixes.

Amongst all this, Jadoo was found confused and has left for his Jadoo-land in a faraway galaxy for ever.

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