Secret Location: India’s self-declared crown prince Rahul Gandhi is enjoying his sabbatical in an undisclosed location after a long and tiring general election that is said to have drained his philosophical soul. India’s mainstream media which is usually better than CIA, KGB, Mossad etc in finding staircase to heaven, Ravan’s house, Yeti’s location in Himalayas etc, is clueless on where exactly he’s spending his months long vacation.
As always, Teekhi Mirchi managed to trace him and we bring to you EXCLUSIVE pictures of his activities during this sabbatical.
1. Rahul Gandhi is working hard to further tone his rumored six-pack abs. This is expected to bring a new life into disheartened congress workers.
2. Besides doing Gym workouts, RaGa has found new fondness in reading Chetan Bhagat’s books
3. Rahul Gandhi now prefers watching Modi’s live speeches on TV
4. In his fantasies, Rahul Baba dream of landing at his home – 10 Janpath in K3G’s Shahrukh Khan style
5. Since his sabbatical lasted more than a month, RaGa took time to get a haircut in Spain, his favorite destination for the job
6. So much is Rahul’s desperation for reviving Congress’s fortunes, he took extreme step of performing harsh ‘Tapasya’
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