Rahul Gandhi’s Secret Sabbatical Photos LEAKED

As always, Teekhi Mirchi managed to trace India's crown prince, and we bring to you EXCLUSIVE pictures of his activities during his much-talked sabbatical.

Secret Location: India’s self-declared crown prince Rahul Gandhi is enjoying his sabbatical in an undisclosed location after a long and tiring general election that is said to have drained his philosophical soul. India’s mainstream media which is usually better than CIA, KGB, Mossad etc in finding staircase to heaven, Ravan’s house, Yeti’s location in Himalayas etc, is clueless on where exactly he’s spending his months long vacation.

As always, Teekhi Mirchi managed to trace him and we bring to you EXCLUSIVE pictures of his activities during this sabbatical.

1. Rahul Gandhi is working hard to further tone his rumored six-pack abs. This is expected to bring a new life into disheartened congress workers.

Rahul Gandhi working on his biceps
Rahul Gandhi working on his biceps
Rahul Gandhi pondering over Congress's new strategies while working on his back muscles
Rahul Gandhi pondering over Congress’s new strategies while working on his back muscles
"When going gets tough...Tough gets going." - Rahul Gandhi
“When going gets tough…Tough gets going.” – Rahul Gandhi
Rahul Gandhi performing rope-skipping exercise. Probably this is the reason why he frequently 'skips' crucial parliament sessions.
Rahul Gandhi performing rope-skipping exercise. Probably this is the reason why he frequently ‘skips’ crucial parliament sessions.

2. Besides doing Gym workouts, RaGa has found new fondness in reading Chetan Bhagat’s books

Rahul Gandhi busy reading finest work of probably the best author India has ever produced.
Rahul Gandhi busy reading finest work of probably the best author India has ever produced.

3. Rahul Gandhi now prefers watching Modi’s live speeches on TV

"His speeches are more entertaining than my favourite cartoon show, Chhota Bheem." - Rahul Gandhi
“His speeches are more entertaining than my favourite cartoon show, Chhota Bheem.” – Rahul Gandhi

4. In his fantasies, Rahul Baba dream of landing at his home – 10 Janpath in K3G’s Shahrukh Khan style

Coming back in style will show the media - Who's the boss...and who actually takes shots in Congress.
Coming back in style will show the media – Who’s the boss…and who actually takes shots in Congress.

5. Since his sabbatical lasted more than a month, RaGa took time to get a haircut in Spain, his favorite destination for the job

Rahul Gandhi getting a haircut in Spain. He never misses to travel to Spain for haircut. For massage, he travels to Thailand. In this picture Rahul Gandhi is visibly worried over Indian farmer's plight.
Rahul Gandhi getting a haircut in Spain. He never misses to travel to Spain for haircut. For massage, he travels to Thailand. In this picture Rahul Gandhi is visibly worried over Indian farmer’s plight.

6. So much is Rahul’s desperation for reviving Congress’s fortunes, he took extreme step of performing harsh ‘Tapasya’

Rahul Gandhi is seen doing 'Atma-Manthan' in this jungle at undisclosed location.
Rahul Gandhi is seen doing ‘Atma-Manthan’ in this jungle at undisclosed location.

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