Undisclosed Location: Having been underground since Modi government failed to bring black money stashed abroad by India’s honest politicians, Baba Ramdev has finally broken his silence. Impressed with mammoth amount Modi’s suit fetched in auction held today, Baba Ramdev has decided to auction his suit too that he wore while fleeing from Ramleela Maidan.
Speaking exclusively to this Teekhi Mirchi reporter, Baba explained, “The suit has a high spiritual and sport value. It radiates a mystic energy within the body of the person who wears it.”
When asked what he would do with the money generated, he further elaborated, “Our R&D team in Haridwar that built Ebola vaccine is already working on a secret project for manufacturing stealth Ghghara-Cholis. This will make the wearer invisible, and help him escape safely from a delicate situation like Ramleela-crackdown. We sensed a need for such an outfit after that fiasco and have been working round-the-clock since then.”
“A prototype of the stealth costume is already ready. All we need is money to manufacture that in bulk. It will help evade not only me, but my embarrassed followers too,” he further added.
As the news of this newly invented costume was leaked to other mainstream media, it brought out massive panic among citizens and experts. While most of the people were happy they would have too many ‘Mr. India’ around to solve their day-to-day problems, social-media experts have advised people to exercise caution.
“Twitterati may soon find another reason to mock at HDL brigade by calling them Ghaghara-Choli-League (GCL). What if people start teasing Ramdev followers by singing- Choli ke Peeche kya Hai? Dadhi Ke Neeche kya Hai?”
Baba Ramdev followers are though unperturbed. Patanjali Clinics throughout the country have reportedly got massive pre-bookings for these outfits from both men and women alike.
Our sources in the Congress headquarter say Gandhi scion Rahul Gandhi is eager to acquire this outfit. He’ll use this to play Lukka-Chhuppi with his sister Priyanka, since he has no better thing to do these days.
(Idea: Susu Swamy)