Delhi: In a major blow to Aam Aadmi Party’s persistent criticism that BJP has no credible leader to match Arvind Kejriwal’s stature, BJP today announced that US president Barack Obama will be its Delhi CM candidate for upcoming elections.
The decision was unanimously taken by Amit Shah at BJP headquarter- 11, Ashoka Road, after several CM contestants like Ramesh Bidhuri, Vijay Goel, Vijay Jolly, Meenakshi Lekhi, Smriti Irani, Dr Harshvardhan etc fought with each other with no conclusion whatsoever.
According to the plan, BJP will cancel Obama’s return ticket to US when he visits India on Republic Day as chief guest in January, and launch him formally for Delhi Polls to be held on 7th February. Counting for votes is scheduled to be held on 1oth February.
According to our sources in the White House, the foundation for this development was laid during Modiji’s US visit. Obama is understood to have been mesmerized by Modi’s Madison Square speech and the Rockstar-Welcome given to Modi by Yankees.
“The thing to see is, his presidential term is going to expire sooner than later. Obamaji can reboot is political career in Delhi and throw away that Naxal AAPtard AK49 from Delhi,” said Sambit Patra, BJP spokesperson.
“Modi 4 PM, Obama 4 CM – will be our slogan for this election,” he added.
Obama’s office though, was tight-lipped over this latest development considering sensitivity of the matter and diplomacy involved. But, according to Teekhi Mirchi‘s double-agent in CIA, Obama has raised reservations over India’s right-wing groups planning his ‘Ghar-Wapsi’ once he lands here.
Teekhi Mirchi’s secret sources revealed VHP leader Sadhvi Prachi is planning to marry Barack Obama (who will be converted back to his original religion – Hinduism) and produce 4 kids. Barack Obama will now be a Tamil Brahmin and will be known as Badrinath Rama.
“Yes, We can!”, was the answer of a BJP source when asked whether Michelle would agree to Obama’s second marriage.