PM Modi unwittingly triggered anarchy all over the country by saying people should do only that work over which they’ve mastery at Ramlila Maidan on Saturday. Ever since he uttered these golden words, TOI has stopped publishing news on its website & has started publishing cleavages.
Everybody thought TOI stooped to new lows by publishing Deepika Padukone’s cleavage, but now TOI is saying it has scaled new heights by publishing Sonam Kapoor’s cleavage (cough! cough!). TOI is claiming that by discovering Sonam’s cleavage they’ve made the biggest discovery since Columbus discovered America.
On the other hand Rahul Gandhi is giving a tough time to Dalits in UP. He’s been eating all his meals at Dalit houses since saturday coz that is what he’s a master at. Frustrated with Rahul Gandhi some Dalits went to UP CM to complain but he was busy with what he’s a master at i.e. downloading pirated movies.
Pakistan PM Nawaz Sharif also watched PM Modi’s speech on his iPad (Yawn! BJP leaders watch porn on their iPads) and said that from now on he would come to India in a boat rather than a plane.
Even BJP didn’t stay untouched from this anarchy. As soon as Ravi Shankar Prasad heard this speech he resigned from Law Ministry and started demanding PM Modi’s resignation.
PM Modi couldn’t be reached for a comment as he was busy walking the talk by doing what he’s a master at, i.e. live tweeting Nita Ambani’s speech.