5 SAAL Obama de NAAL

Barack Obama for Delhi CM? No, that's not dream but is soon going to be a reality!

Modiji offering Delhi CM seat to Obama
Modiji offering Delhi CM seat to Obama
New Delhi/ Washington: It was being speculated a few days back who will be the CM candidate for Delhi from BJP.

And the people, who thought Obama was coming for Republic Day parade, No guys!, you got him all wrong. He was convinced by Mr. Amit Shah to be their face of Delhi CM.

Republic Day was just an excuse, Obama Ji is being called for Delhi elections. And in joining speech he is to mention that, he would love to work under the ‘dynamic’, or rather super dynamic leadership of Mr. Modi.

But all of a sudden parachute candidate Kiran Bedi has been announced, Why?

Barack Obama consulting his doctors
Barack Obama consulting his doctors

Than i read all the related reports, actually Obama ji is allergic to air. The people of Delhi breathe. So he has been advised to stay indoors most of the time, with specially designed air purifiers. May be that is the reason Obama advised by his doctors not to stay in Delhi for much of the time.

But Obama Ji must convince the doctors that CMs normally stay indoors only. So he can easily take up the job. And out of 1.86Lakh crores of black money (which will be back in next 37 days), 10% can be offered for this job.

'Us Amreeki so back ke rehna bachchon, wo Paksha-Party me yakeen rakhta hai' - Anna advising his Chelas
‘Us Amreeki so back ke rehna bachchon, wo Paksha-Party me yakeen rakhta hai’ – Anna advising his Chelas

I hope Obama is easily convinced to stay back as Delhi CM.

May be after listening to this news, Anna will sit on fast again, Kejriwal ji on dharna, and Kiran Ji will write a book on Indian politics.

P.S:- Punjabis & Gujjus are feeling happy and ecstatic after this and offered him full support for taking over Gujarat and Punjab as additional charge, PROVIDED, they should get On Arrival US Visa and don’t have to appear for any tests.

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