VHP to organize ‘Ghar-Wapsi’ of Barack Obama during Republic Day visit

According to our sources, Barack Obama has agreed to his Ghar-Wapsi, but has put certain conditions.

New Delhi: After successfully converting hundreds of people to Hinduism in various parts of the country, VHP has now decided to perform ‘Ghar-Wapsi’ of American president and India’s Republic Day guest in January, 2015- Barack Obama.

An artist's impression of Barack Obama reacting while taking a dip in a drum full of holy water from Ganges. This is a ritual mandated by VHP for 'Ghar-Vapsi'
An artist’s impression of Barack Obama reacting while taking a dip in a drum full of holy water from Ganges. This is a ritual mandated by VHP for ‘Ghar-Vapsi’

“There are currently 75% Christians in America today. We’ve sufficient proof that America was once a Hindu-Rashtra in ancient times, but Yankees converted to Christianity during Amrican Revolution by allurement and threats. We’re committed to making USA a 100% Hindu nation by 2021…and who do you think is better person to start with?” asked VHP International President Praveen Togadia.

India’s ruling BJP was supportive of this move by this cultural-organization. Teekhi Mirchi spoke to BJP’s outspoken leader Subramanian Swamy.

“6000 years ago, America was a Hindu nation and was called ‘Amarathwam’ or ‘Amaraka’ which means immortal. Red-mouthed Lord Hanuman used to live there with his entire family. His descendants are still called ‘Red-Indians’ in America,” he revealed. Swamyji’s team ShankhNaad immediately wrote a FB post verifying his claims.

Childhood picture of Badrinathan Rama (alias Barack Obama)
Childhood picture of Badrinathan Rama (alias Barack Obama)

“Barack Obama was a Tamil Brahmin and his actual name was Badrinathan Rama. After his birth in India, his parents shifted him to Africa fearing that a black-complexioned Brahmin boy would be socially unacceptable in India. Badri later moved on to become President of United States due to his Brahmanical-virtues and Hindu-roots. We must arrange his Ghar-Wapsi and stop this brain-drain,” Swamyji further added.

According to our highly-placed sources in MEA, Barack Obama has agreed to convert to Hinduism, but is reportedly unhappy with a meager 2 Lacs rupees as compensation. Our source in VHP leaked that Obama has demanded 100% FDI to be allowed in multi-brand retail and many other sectors.

MEA officials were also reportedly pressing Obama to stay in India forever after this ritual – resulting in permanent  ‘Ghar-Wapsi’, considering this is going to be his last term as president.

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  1. Faith is embeded in heart and mind. Flowers, fire, words are oral and physical presumtions. In Hinduism no one can be converted to high caste BRAHMIN, they are converted as low cast SHUDRAS AS per MANUSMRITI::

    The tongue of Shudra who spoke evil about Brahmin should be cut off (Apastamba Dharma Sutra II/10-26.
    Those who are with stinking conduct they will enter a stinking womb, either the womb of a dog or the womb of a swine or womb of Shudra (Chandogya Upanishad 5-10-7)
    Shudras must be prohibited from hearing, studying Vedas (Brahma Sutras 1.3.9.38)
    More on google Why Dr.Ambedkar burnt Manusmriti.

    Due to Brahmins discrimination of Shudra Hindus converted from, 850Bc to Jainism, from 500Bc to Budhism. Budhism was born in India but stamped out of India by Brahmins. Due to this discrimination Hinduism was confined to India only. In Asia from SriLanka to Japan there are more Budhists than Hindus.

    • Isalam me kaha samantaye hain koi sheeya.sunni kurdish . pahale apno KO sambhalo .ham hamara sambhal lenge .pahale kuran padho. isalam ke anusar panch rule par chalo .aur apane shiyya aur sunni bhaiyo KO sambhalo .apno se ladate, ladate isalam khatm ho jayega

      • Its Not a fact the Hinduism was built by destroying Buddhism and its temples, so why scared?
        Hinduism is built upon Castes and refuses to reform, even if it leads to its destruction due to this eveil.
        As a Brahmin you will want this to continue and will fool people, mislead them when all you want to do is rule them.
        So ghar Waapsi should be to the original religions of India not a foreign imported Hinduism of Brahmins to live the fat off the land.

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