New Delhi: After successfully converting hundreds of people to Hinduism in various parts of the country, VHP has now decided to perform ‘Ghar-Wapsi’ of American president and India’s Republic Day guest in January, 2015- Barack Obama.
“There are currently 75% Christians in America today. We’ve sufficient proof that America was once a Hindu-Rashtra in ancient times, but Yankees converted to Christianity during Amrican Revolution by allurement and threats. We’re committed to making USA a 100% Hindu nation by 2021…and who do you think is better person to start with?” asked VHP International President Praveen Togadia.
India’s ruling BJP was supportive of this move by this cultural-organization. Teekhi Mirchi spoke to BJP’s outspoken leader Subramanian Swamy.
“6000 years ago, America was a Hindu nation and was called ‘Amarathwam’ or ‘Amaraka’ which means immortal. Red-mouthed Lord Hanuman used to live there with his entire family. His descendants are still called ‘Red-Indians’ in America,” he revealed. Swamyji’s team ShankhNaad immediately wrote a FB post verifying his claims.
“Barack Obama was a Tamil Brahmin and his actual name was Badrinathan Rama. After his birth in India, his parents shifted him to Africa fearing that a black-complexioned Brahmin boy would be socially unacceptable in India. Badri later moved on to become President of United States due to his Brahmanical-virtues and Hindu-roots. We must arrange his Ghar-Wapsi and stop this brain-drain,” Swamyji further added.
According to our highly-placed sources in MEA, Barack Obama has agreed to convert to Hinduism, but is reportedly unhappy with a meager 2 Lacs rupees as compensation. Our source in VHP leaked that Obama has demanded 100% FDI to be allowed in multi-brand retail and many other sectors.
MEA officials were also reportedly pressing Obama to stay in India forever after this ritual – resulting in permanent ‘Ghar-Wapsi’, considering this is going to be his last term as president.