The three laws of Mathematics by Shri Modiji

Dividing an unknown number by the population of India gives you 15,00,000.

The 3 laws of Mathematics Shri Narendra Modi ji invented in past 6 months:

Paperwork by Modiji before coming up with his three laws of mathematics
Paperwork by Modiji before coming up with his three laws of mathematics

Theorem 1: Dividing an unknown number by the population of India gives you 15,00,000.
Proof:
Modiji last year said that the amount of Black Money in Swiss Banks sums upto 15 lacs per head if distributed to each Indian! If Population of India = x and the sum of Black Money in Swiss Banks = y then, y/x = 15,00,000

But recently Modiji said that he doesn’t know how much Black Money there is in the Swiss Banks, so y is an unknown number.
Thus, Theorem 1 proved!

Theorem 2: 100 > 100
Proof:
Remember the promise of 100 days?

Theorem 3: 45,00,00,00,000 = 0
Proof:
Shri Modiji said that nothing was left in Sarkari Tijauris when he came into power! That means in Sarkari Tijauris, the total amount left by Congresspersons was Rs. 0 only. Still he somehow managed to gift Bhutan Rs. 4500 Crores for their development.
Thus, 4500 Crore = 0 :)

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I can make you a bird, rabbit, rat or whatever you want! I can prove 1 = 2!

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