The 3 laws of Mathematics Shri Narendra Modi ji invented in past 6 months:
Theorem 1: Dividing an unknown number by the population of India gives you 15,00,000.
Modiji last year said that the amount of Black Money in Swiss Banks sums upto 15 lacs per head if distributed to each Indian! If Population of India = x and the sum of Black Money in Swiss Banks = y then, y/x = 15,00,000
But recently Modiji said that he doesn’t know how much Black Money there is in the Swiss Banks, so y is an unknown number.
Thus, Theorem 1 proved!
Theorem 2: 100 > 100
Remember the promise of 100 days?
Theorem 3: 45,00,00,00,000 = 0
Shri Modiji said that nothing was left in Sarkari Tijauris when he came into power! That means in Sarkari Tijauris, the total amount left by Congresspersons was Rs. 0 only. Still he somehow managed to gift Bhutan Rs. 4500 Crores for their development.
Thus, 4500 Crore = 0 :)