Pune: In a path-breaking discovery that is soon going to change how men look at their grooming, a personal care products company in India has launched Penile whitening cream for men.
The new product Fair & Manly, currently undergoing clinical trials in a lab in Pune, promises fair skinned private parts for men, boosting their confidence level and increasing their chances of getting jobs and attracting romantic female partners.
“There are many whitening creams for men in market that promise fair skinned face and other parts of the body, but none of them work on their private parts, making them feel less confident, and at times, depressed. Common wisdom says, no matter how much fair a man is, his private part will always be darker than the rest of the body. We aim to change that.”, CEO of Hindustan Moonilever Limited Gorachand Kamdev told Teekhi Mirchi.
“Our cream has an active ingredient that interacts with male hormone testosterone to form a compound that eliminates melanin cells found in skin area around penis. We’ve already applied for patent. Currently we’re launching it on trial basis in India, but will soon roll it out to other parts of the world via our parent company.”, Gorachand revealed future strategy of his company.
“No, we’re not competing with that Indian pharmaceutical company selling vaginal whitening cream, since we are targeting altogether a different demography.”, he clarified.
Indian men were mostly welcoming of this new innovation. “I have seen a lot of foreign-built porn online, and trust me, it makes you feel fucked up when you look inside your underwear. Thanks to Fair & Manly, I can now hold my head high and feel confident like those men in porn.”, a visibly jubilant Mumbai based Software Engineer told Teekhi Mirchi.
“I wish they come up with a whitening cream that we Indians can apply on our spectacles…making everyone else appear snow-white colored…like those Firangi chaps,” said a Delhi-based sociologist, “and that would truly make India a world superpower.” , he concluded.