New York/ New Delhi: After Prime Minister Narendra Modi praised Mohan Lal Gandhi in his speech at Madison Square rock concert, BJP supporters have unanimously decided to delete all online abuses they posted in the past on Gandhiji.
The decision was taken in a secret meeting, chaired by some Harvard educated person in Hotel Aman. It was also decided that all supporters who have picture of Nathuram Godse as their DP would immediately change it to Gandhiji’s picture.
According to our sources, an international agency called DAPCO Worldwide (Denting and Painting Company) has been roped in to erase traces of this huge amount of embarrassing material on cyberspace.
“A special Clean Internet drive has been announced by PM Modi. This is being managed by Dr. Subramanian Swamy, who is otherwise known for posting bullshits on his facebook page,” the source further revealed.
“The situation is like panic! He is the same guy whose photoshopped pics we used to spread over social media, and indulge in endless fights with Sickular folks to prove Gandhi is responsible for all the problems modern India is facing today, ranging from Pakistan, China to religious riots, unemployment, terrorism etc. Now, the table has turned. Since Modiji praised him, we’ll have to defend Gandhi and praise him too,” a visibly nervous netizen told Teekhi Mirchi.
“Easier said than done. Social media is a double-edged sword! Your past always haunts you. Before our online-enemies start taking screenshots of our earlier posts, we’ll have to delete them on war-footing,” said another Modi supporter candidly.
“It’s like condemning and abusing Manmohan Singh first for his fucked up policies that screwed India, and then defending those same policies after Modi says he’ll continue with them. It’s tricky!” he further added.
“No, that will be too ambitious!” was reply of a Modi supporter when asked whether they are also considering deleting abuses and threats hurled on other fellow citizens.
It was also unanimously decided that fake photoshopped pictures of Gandhiji, appearing with random firangee ladies, will be restored and spread on social media. Restoration will ironically be done by photoshop software, that was used for creating those fake pictures in the first place.
“We’ll start abusing Gandhi again if Modiji doesn’t praise him regularly,” he concluded.