New Delhi: After India’s most credible newspaper Times of India claimed that they were just appreciating ‘beauty’ of Deepika Padukone in their tweet, India’s disgraced spiritual guru Asaram Bapu today claimed that he was just appreciating beauty of his rape victims and should be let off.
Visibly shocked twitter users were unable to react to this chilling revelation initially, but later came out in support of Asaram Bapu tweeting incessantly with hashtags like #iSupportAsaramBapu and #Bail4Bapuji, something that is usually considered a spam on twitter.
“When you see a beautiful flower, it brings a strong desire within yourselves to pluck it, hold it in hand, smell it and kiss it. Is this wrong? You’re just appreciating the beauty created by mother nature and you thank God for creating such a beautiful thing.”, an Asaram supporter told Teekhi Mirchi.
“No! He never appreciated beauty of Deepika Padukone like that lady.”, he immediately clarified.
Times of India, that claims to be India’s No. 1
porn site newspaper, remained tight-lipped on competition from this unexpected quarter.
To get varied opinion from Asaram’s supporters, Teekhi Mirchi visited one of his ashrams. As always, we were beaten up black and blue initially, but later were let off with stern warning.
After story of his claim got viral on social media, Indian police (out of habit) sent him for potency test where Asaramji initially enjoyed it, but later complained of chest pain like most of our Netas.
Indians, who are otherwise poor in basic etiquette like complimenting, thanking, apologizing, appreciating etc fellow citizens, are cautioned by police to not misinterpret this ‘appreciate’ word, in order to avoid any action as a consequence of misadventure like this.