Kathmandu: A day after Indian PM Narendra Modi’s revelation that Lord Hanuman flew Nepal instead of Drona Parvat in Uttarakhand for bringing ‘Sanjeevani Booti’ to cure Laxman, Nepal claimed all of Uttarakhand as part of it. Incident came to light when this Teekhi Mirchi reporter saw the outraging map of Nepal on a wrapper given by a street vendor with ‘Chana Jor Garam’ in Kathmandu.
“We always suspected it was part of our country. They looked very much like us. Now since your Prime Minister has himself confessed that Lord Hanuman visited Nepal whereas your Ramayana mentions it as a place somewhere in Uttarakhand. That means, even your PM considers Uttarakhand as part of Nepal.”, explained Nepal PM Sushil Koirala motive behind this recent move.
Sources close to Nepali government told Teekhi Mirchi that Nepal is considering going to UN with its latest claim with CDs of PM Modi’s speech that verifies its claim.
Nepal will soon show Uttarakhand as disputed territory in its textbooks and the border between Uttarakhand and Nepal will be called “Line of Real Control” (LORC), our source added.
Baba Ramdev, who’s already discovered Mrit Sanjeevani that Lord Hanuman couldn’t find, has welcomed this move. “Nepal vishva ka ekmatra Hindu rashtra hai. Mujhe khushi hai ab mera Haridwar ashram Nepal mein hoga.”, he told Teekhi Mirchi with his one glaring eye.
“We’re considering declaring Hanuman Chalisa as our national song.”, a Nepalese embassy staff revealed future plans of Nepalese government.
“No, we’ll not issue stapled-visa to Uttarakhand people like those Chinese guys. We’ll paste it with glue.”, he concluded.