Indore: In a shocking incident that caught entire nation by surprise, a 7-year old Pintu, student of class-II prepared our national flag with Red and Green color instead of usual saffron and green. Pintu drew this blasphemous and outraging flag for waving in his school on the occasion of Independence Day.
A picture of this anti-national flag was posted on Facebook by his mother which in turn was shared thousands of times by netizens within an hour. Soon, this disgusting picture became viral and Pintu was slapped with sedition charges u/s 124A of IPC.
“Why did he change saffron to Red? Why not Green to Yellow? That indicates Pintu is Sickular and hates Hindus. This is a conspiracy of anti-national forces and italian-mafia run by Sonia Maino to dilute our rich cultural heritage. We’ll never accept this insult to our saffron identity and demand harshest punishment for Pintu.”, wrote cambridge-educated BJP leader and law-expert Dr. Subramanian Swamy in a Facebook post with a logo titled Shankh
Teekhi Mirchi went to Pintu’s home to listen to his side of the story. He told us with innocence and teary eyes, “Uncle…I had this water color. I thought of mixing red with yellow but my mom said that makes it orange. So I just used what looked nice.”
Netizens and nationalists, however aren’t impressed with his version. “Pintu’s younger brother Chintu is already facing defamation case that Gadkariji filed against him. This entire family is Khangressi and AAPtard. We’ll teach them a lesson soon.”, said a now-unemployed member of BJP IT cell and a Adobe Photoshop expert.
Indian television media was quick to pick this story on prime time as nation is deprived of any issue of national interest like poverty, undernourishment, unemployment, lawlessness for a long time. Times Now posted 327 tweets on twitter with hashtag #TerroristPintu that became No. 1 trend within an hour.
Meanwhile, understanding the sensitivity of the matter, law-experts are busy advising Pintu to declare himself color-blind so that the matter rests for some time. This is expected to pacify outraging patriot Indians. It will also help them spend their energy ‘productively’ in expressing their love for the country by abusing fellow countrymen online, spreading rumors and posting photoshopped pictures of violence and fake development on Facebook and Twitter.