After BJP leader Giriraj Singh’s threat that NaMo baiters are pro-Pakistan and should leave country, Modi’s opponents are really pissed off and scared. Here is how they are planning their life post 16th May:
Airspace between India and Pakistan would be opened up and Air India would conduct tens of thousands of sorties to ferry anti-Modi people to Pakistan. This is how congested airspace would look like.
Rahul Gandhi would spend most of his time training with AK-47 and will hope to Kill Modi once political atmosphere in India is favorable and he returns.
Sushma Swaraj ji plans to join police in order to keep herself busy.
At 90, Lal Krishna Advaniji will spend most of his time condemning attacks on elders.
Expelled BJP leader, Jaswant Singh will be made Parvez Musharraf‘s media advisor and will address media whenever he visits Pakistan for court hearing.
Yashwant Sinha, who was moved from Varanasi to create way for Modi, will join Taleban and declare Jehad on Narendra Modi.
Congress senior leader, Mani Shankar Aiyyar, will hit the gym and work on building his 57 inch chest to beat Modi in General elections 2019.