London: As soon as Baba Ramdev was let off by UK Border Agency after 8 hours of questioning, he headed straight to loo for answering his nature call. To his dismay, not even a single one was of Indian style. This made him so furious that he refused to use it. He later came out and condemned Sonia Gandhi for hatching a conspiracy against him on foreign soil.
“Ask her why there is no Desi Paykhana in London. Are we such a weak country that even UK is not building them for Indian dignitaries like me? This is absurd!”, he was quoted as saying.
When asked by Teekhi Mirchi reporter why is he making this such a big issue, he lamented and almost cried, “Pressure nahi banta yaar!”
He further went on to add, “I tell you, this imperialist country has still not democratize human waste disposal like we have done in the last 64 years. In India, you feel free to do it with dignity everywhere: on railway tracks, fields, boundary walls etc. I mean, seriously, is this something citizens should pay for using just 5 minutes. I will ask those 65 Indian MPs to write a letter to PM David Cameron on this crucial issue of our national importance.”
Congress so far has stayed away off this controversy, but sources revealed to this Teekhi Mirchi reporter that Sonia Gandhi was “very upset” over this ordeal of Indian citizens on English land.
As always, confused BJP was not too sure how to react on this. When asked for comment, BJP president Rajnath Singh looked sideways initially, but out of nervousness, he thundered and demanded resignation of prime minister Manmohan Singh.
“I tell you this strange fella must be kept under watch by scotland yard. He kept on winking at me while he talked furiously, made unusual gestures with his limbs, and continuously showed off his body hairs…I was scared”, said a visibly frightened public convenience attendant what asked what was this fuss all about.